Sexy Things

My comprehensive list of things that men probably find sexy, based on a lifetime of observation:

• Tropical vacations
• Fishnet stockings
• Good posture
• Vegetables
• Musk
• The color red
• Slits in the sides of velour dresses
• Rum
• A soft face

A list of things that men might find sexy (warrants further investigation):

• Really nice lawn furniture
• Lambskin
• Expressive dances
• Short books
• A thick head of hair
• Stuff from Egypt

Things that I think are sexy:

• Clean ears
• Cool shoes
• Sugar-y cereal
• Sideburns
• Cartoons