I farted at the gym today, but only the girl with the horribly pinched face wasn't wearing headphones, so hopefully no one besides her noticed. I was kind of embarrassed by the fact that I wasn't really embarrassed at all.
Speaking of the gym, I was reading October's Women's Health while there today. I learned that Rachel Bilson is the most boring celebrity ever. Also that "grazing his arm with your breasts on purpose," is a good way to show a man that you are interested. Duly noted.
Fathers in my neighborhood become more appealing every day. Home-wrecking could perhaps become a hobby, or even a viable career option. I'm only hitting up the daddies with the best Christmas light displays, though. Definitely not the ones with the little glowing nativity scenes. Gross.
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