Thursday, February 20, 2014

Troy

Troy has a question for you:


That's not a link or anything because fuck that guy. Sorry. But not?

Hi guys, it's Thursday. What if you were watching this moderately budgeted three-part series on Netflix about two families who hate each other and it's just after the Civil War (capitalised?? Did it actually happen??) and you keep making comments about how lame all the women characters are. What if.

What if you started keeping track of everyone in the office who didn't try to engage you in conversation about the Dilbert strip on the fridge and making mental notes to like them better.

What if you bought yourself new shoes at TJ MAXX to make yourself feel better about being the kind of person who buys herself shoes at TJ MAXX to feel better.

What if your only Facebook status updates were regarding foods.