Thursday, December 8, 2011

Prospect

Alright, gang. Today's prospect: This one kid. This one kid who is the brother of this one girl who I just realized I totally want to be friends with. She's extremely nice, pretty intelligent and a little boring. He seems to be pretty smart, too. He is also boring and the shape of his head kind of freaks me out. But I think he has a real job, and he talks like a normal person. Which is a huge rarity in these parts. Plus the whole "boring" thing is actually completely appealing to me. We both scarfed four pieces of pizza at The Spur meeting today so I think we pretty well bonded over that.
In other news, I cut my fingernails so short that they're glowing red around the edges. I bought a bottle of Kahlua today and I'm very excited to try drinks such as "putting a bunch of Kahlua in my coffee" and "putting a bunch of Kahlua in my chai tea." I think I might watch Miss Congeniality tonight. I really love that part where she can't get her microwave door to close.

I'm not sure who this is

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Yesterday

Yesterday I didn't flirt with anyone. I didn't admire anyone or notice anyone or do anything of note. THAT'S WHY I DIDN'T UPDATE THE BLOG. GET OVER IT. This all-caps font is dismantling my emphases.