Today I was told to dance by a handsome avian-esque suitor. I had no choice but to oblige. He complimented my grooves and undoubtedly undressed me with his eyes. I could feel it. This is the most real action I have ever got. Not sure how to proceed. Already posted on his Facebook.
I refuse to believe that this is the most real action you have ever got. Can you really say that all those spooning sessions with T were just a lie? That would shatter my world. I'm also disappointed that I haven't been getting your daily progress reports for weeks now. I feel more and more like Mom the more I write.
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